‘’Poor people should stop wasting money on cabs and save money to buy a car”
– Nirmala Sitharaman.
Chennai: In a shocking revelation, Nirmala Sitharaman, the current Union Finance Minister of India with an IQ of over 10,000 came to the stunning conclusion that people traveling in cabs/taxis were bringing the economy of India down especially with regards to sales of Automobiles.
The UPA Government decided to stop taking economic advice from a cow days after the country managed to achieve record low growth rates. At the time of filing this report, we could not contact the cow for any comments but we believe has likely been sent to Germany to calm the Indians protesting for sale of beef there.
The opposition led by The Gandhi family criticized the Modi Government for their failure to understand basic economy and how it runs. However, the Government insists that poor economic decisions are not to blame but millennials who do nothing all day but play PUBG and post cringy videos on Tik Tok.
“If only these poor kids who make about Rs 4,000 to Rs 10,000 a month were smart enough to entirely stop wasting money on cab fares, Just walk hundreds of miles and invest their savings on buying a car, they could in a 100 years buy a car and we wouldn’t be in this predicament’’ said Mrs Sitharaman.
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